What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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