its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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