My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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