I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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