Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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