how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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