I wanna bring you to show and tell
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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