you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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