By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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