I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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