you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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