Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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