i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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