we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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