She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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