READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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