Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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