Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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