If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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