I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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