Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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