And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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