i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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