Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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