I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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