so explain again why im purple
no
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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