But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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