My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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