Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I cockslap morals
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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