But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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