Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Life is so much better after having sex.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Boobs are out for the taking
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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