fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just puked most of my soul out..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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