Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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