Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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