Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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