Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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