it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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