dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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