i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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