i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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