is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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