Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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