Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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