just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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