Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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