Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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