I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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