yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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