normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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