Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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