so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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