whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I looked at my own cervix.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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