TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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