Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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