Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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