i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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