dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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