I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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